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Someone had the great idea over at KTlove to write KAT-TUN haikus, and I love poetry and writing in general so I gave it a shot.

Kame:

Always a surprise,
From kizuna to vampire,
KAT-TUN's turtle pear.
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Stomp, hop, jump clap clap
Shoulders shake and mouth hangs wide;
Kame's laugh is love.
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A blood red passion;
A war that ends love and life;
Fifteen eighty-two.
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Nyan-nyan and wan-chan;
Tilting his head and pouting,
'I'm not cute' he says.

Junno:

A brilliant smile
And the lamest jokes around;
Junno, please don't change.

Koki:

A dangerous look
Hiding the softie inside,
This is our Joker.
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Koki's so gangsta:
He's blinged out, kicks like a mean
Thug--and paints his nails.

Ueda:

Why is Ueda's
Tension high today? Answer:
A girl just walked by.
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Who's the pretty girl
With the cute hair? Oops. My bad.
Sorry, Uepi.

Nakamaru:

'Will you jump?' they asked;
Upon hours of waiting the
Answer was still 'NO!'
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'Show us' they said and
Maru removed his towel;
KAT-TUN went silent.

Kame/Junno:

Junno and Kame
Should have a lame joke show down;
Facepalms would ensue.

Kame/Koki:

There's laughter, then ziiip.
Silence. Koki's so sweet to
Lend a helping hand.

Kame/Maru:

Maru, why so stiff?
Oh, I see. You have Kame
Attached to your neck.
~
The kite soars high while
The string keeps it within bounds;
This is NaKame.

General:

Always pleasing their fans
And giving their best; KAT-TUN,
Don't U Ever Stop!
~
She said never look
Back, so keep on going for
That precious one dream.
~
We're Queen of Pirates;
Fear our sadistic love and
Glittering costumes.
~
Principal, owner
Daddy, Spy; the factory
Skits never make sense.
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No hugs or kisses,
But slapping, teasing galore;
KAT-TUN's member-ai.

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