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Title: Red, White and Some Pink
Pairing: NaKame
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,488
Note: This is the late White Day sequel to my Valentine's fic Chocolate Toss. Written for [livejournal.com profile] naricina and [livejournal.com profile] iside89. ♥♥
Summary: Nakamaru fights a losing battle that exists only in his mind.



When Nakamaru awoke from a dream that was more of a nightmare, visions of himself dressed in Kame's Lost My Way costume -silky cape and glittery pants and all- and attempting a hip thrust as a stadium full of fans cheered him on still playing in his mind, he knew today was going to be a bad day.

When Nakamaru arrived at the studio, late because the image of his swirling hips first thing in the morning had nearly traumatised him and he had needed some time to bleach his mind with several cups of coffee (though he had told the staff it was due to traffic), and discovered that the theme of the magazine shoot was something akin to bondage, he knew today was going to be a very bad day.

When Nakamaru learned that his outfit for the photo shooting incorporated no argyle whatsoever, no sweater or vest or even a small bowtie, no patch of diamond at all (Nakamaru had made sure to ask many, many times), but instead involved strips of leather and mostly skin, he knew everything was going to go downhill from there onward.

"What about my university student image?" he'd asked helplessly to which his stylist had sympathetically patted him on the back and said, "We're going for the sexy, wild student look this time around."

A tiny piece of him had screamed in horror and died on the inside.

Sexy and wild. Nakamaru knew they were out there, but he made a habit of avoiding those types around his campus. And if they went around sporting bondage costumes during their free time, then, well. Nakamaru was going to keep on avoiding. Different tastes and all.

Now fully changed, Nakamaru looked at himself in the mirror as the make up artists finished fluttering around him and prayed to whoever was listening that no one he knew ever bought the March issue of Myojo.

"I have ten year old fans," he whimpered at his reflection and then nearly had a heart attack when Koki's head popped up over his shoulder.

Nakamaru swatted him away, being careful not to jostle the other's carefully gelled hair which had been styled into an inky black wave.

"When did you get so fine," Koki whistled and Nakamaru valiantly fought the urge to cross his arms over his chest.

"I was always this fine," he said instead and instantly regretted it as Koki, and Taguchi and Ueda who were nearby and must have heard him, started howling with laughter. The director came to his rescue just before his face could reach the particular shade which his sister fondly liked to call tomato red.

As the director explained the theme of the shoot, though really, the tight leather said it all, a draft blew through the studio as the door opened and Maru shivered, finally giving in and trying to cover the patches of his chest indecently exposed between the black leather strips with his hands; he had never longed for his sweater-vest so much in his entire life.

"Ah! Kamenashi-kun is here now. Let's get the shoot started! I know you popular boys must have plans for White Day," the director said with a loud clap and Nakamaru snapped his head up just in time to see Kame sidle up next to him, a skimpy curtain of chain metal -chain metal- hanging over his shoulders and temporarily distracting him.

"White Day?" he asked, recovering his bearings.

When Kame answered with a wink and and a slow smirk, casually resting his bare elbow on Nakamaru's shoulder, and leaning in to whisper, "I have something for you~", Nakamaru knew today was going to be a very, very bad day.

In other words, he was more or less screwed.

-

"And that's a wrap!"

The director called and Nakamaru pulled away the second the photographer shut the lens, lest Kame got the chance for another grope and Nakamaru embarrassed himself yet again. He was grateful that the sexy, wild look only required pouting and staringy stonily at the camera, with him being a natural at freezing up around Kame and all. Nakamaru doubted he could manage a proper smile -at least, not one that wasn't stilted- with Kame's hand skimming his backside.

"What's wrong with him?" Nakamaru heard Ueda ask as he made a beeline for the changing rooms.

"I don't know...maybe he has something planned for White Day."

A second after Kame's words sunk in, Nakamaru heard the room erupt into laughter. Someday, Nakamaru thought with vengeance, someday he would be the KAT-TUN member who got the last laugh.

"I thought he was very good though. Very coy. Perfect for this month's edition!"

As the howls started up again, Nakamaru wondered why the director had suddenly turned on him, too.

He closed the changing door behind him, sealing off the laughter, and peeled away the straps and buckles as quickly as he could without damaging the costume. Chances were that this flimsy piece of leather cost more than his monthly rent. Life was unfair that way, Nakamaru had learned long ago.

-

Nakamaru successfully managed to avoid Kame for the entire lunch hour, which wasn't much of a feat considering Kame's busy schedule and the interviews he had booked in between, but Nakamaru eagerly claimed the victory, however small it was; he didn't win many in the first place to allow him to be picky. But the lunch hour eventually ended and Nakamaru trudged into the meeting room like a soldier going into war. It wouldn't be so bad, he told himself. They were going to have a meeting with their manager about KAT-TUN's anniversary tour and Kame couldn't possibly pull anything on him -literally speaking- with everyone watching.

Nakamaru chose to ignore the fact that Kame had managed to grope him several times just a few hours ago in the focus of a camera without getting caught. It didn't help him collect the scraps of courage he was looking for.

But Maru was back in his argyle sweater, more in his element now, so to speak (he momentarily paused to wonder if that meant chain mail and leather were Kame's element, but the answer to that was obvious). He could do this! He could spend an hour in close vicinity with Kame and his lonely hands and come out with his dignity intact. You're a man's man, he told himself as he smoothed down his sweater and then tried not to think about what he'd just said. It's a figure of speech!

"About time you got here," Koki drawled as Nakamaru walked in and with a quick survey of the room realized that the only free chair at the table was next to Kame, with Koki and Ueda sitting across from him and Junno and their manager at the opposite ends of the table. He looked away when Kame gave him a wave and gestured to the chair. Nakamaru could be gullible, but he wasn't an idiot. He was not about to walk into Kame's trap just like that.

Or at all, if he could help it.

"I had a big lunch," Nakamaru said, pulling out a pen from his pocket and kneeling down to tie his shoe laces - only they were already tied. But he needed a distraction and he had already crouched down, so Nakamaru tugged them loose and tied them back once again, dropping his pen in the process. They all watched the blue ballpoint roll across the floor and hit the wall.

"Hey, Ueda," Nakamaru said as he stood up, "mind getting that for me?"

Ueda, who was slumped onto the table, bowed his head to look at the pen and then slowly glanced back up at Nakamaru, his expression incredulous, as if Nakamaru had just asked him to go bald again.

"What do you think?"

Right, well. Wrong person to ask.

"Koki?" Nakamaru tried.

"Why can't you just get it yourself?"

Nakamaru hated his groupmates.

"You're closer."

"I can get it," Taguchi offered and Nakamaru shot him a look. Taguchi, looking somewhat perplexed, thankfully overcame his KY-ness and got the message, raising his hands at Nakamaru in an appeasing gesture.

When Nakamaru didn't budge, Koki finally released a loud sigh, muttering "You are such a lazy ass," under his breath and moved to get the pen. Nakamaru gave an internal cheer; he hated his groupmates - but he loved Koki.

As soon as Koki had vacated his seat, Nakamaru moved to occupy it, ignoring the stares he was getting from all around the table.

"What are you doing?" Koki asked once he had the pen.

"Sitting."

Always straight and to the point, Nakamaru was.

"In my chair."

"I didn't see your name on it," Nakamaru replied, completely aware that he was acting like a five year old (his inner pre-teen girl taking the backseat), but this was war. Drastic times called for drastic measures and he was ready to use any means necessary.

Koki blinked down at him and then moved to the empty chair with a disgusted shake of his head.

"Juri's older than you," he said as he sat down next to Kame. "And I'm keeping this pen now, by the way."

Nakamaru shrugged back, ignoring the irony. A pen was a good trade for victory, he thought as he sent a smug look at Kame who sat directly across him, a decent distance away, his plan now foiled.

Kame smiled back sweetly, "Shall we start?"

Nakamaru felt his victory slip away.

-

"So any ideas for this year's tour?" their manager asked and the room flooded with suggestions, everyone talking over each other. There were mentions of race cars and fireworks and wild animals - absurd things that made Nakamaru frown sympathetically at their manager. He hoped the man was getting paid enough.

"Let's do cosplay again!" Junno piped up cheerily. "We can dress up as celebrities. I want to be Perfume!"

"We've already done cosplay, and that's gross."

"But Koki's an expert at it," Junno returned brightly and Koki threw his pen at him.

"Careful! That could have taken my eye out," Junno said with a smile that made everyone take a deep breath, "and we wouldn't want that to happen, now would we?"

Nakamaru wondered if he would ever be brave enough to withstand the collective force of KAT-TUN's glares as Junno did. But Junno was a special one.

"Anything else?" their manager asked with a sigh and Nakamaru thought it would be the right time to mention that he was working on a new beatboxing technique - but then something suddenly prodded at his ankle and Nakamaru stiffened.

He shot a glance at Kame who blinked back at him innocently.

"I think Nakamaru wants to bungee jump again," Kame said, just as something stroked up Nakamaru's calf and down again. The following series of events were not something Nakamaru was proud of and would later try to permenantly erase from his memory.

With a loud squawk, Nakamaru jolted in his seat, his knees jerking up and slamming underneath the tabletop with a loud thud. He hissed through the pain, still startled, and pushed away from the table in a hurry -his other calf was in danger of molestation!- and landed sprawled on the floor, face flushed and knees aching.

Ueda peered down at him.

"Seriously, what is wrong with you?"

Nakamaru slowly sat up and took his seat, making a production of dusting off his clothes even though the floor was spotless, everyone's silent stares making him nervous. He risked a peek at Kame and didn't know what to make of the concern on the other's face.

"I...uh," he said, clearing his throat. "I just don't want to bungee jump again."

At Ueda's snort, Nakamaru shrugged. It's all he could do with his dignity shattered into a hundred embarrassing pieces.

-

Once the meeting ended and Kame had him cornered, everyone leaving him to his doom in a true act of memeber-love, Nakamaru decided it was time to meet his fate head-on. No more running. Dignity intact or not, he'd stand strong like Rescue had taught him to.

Kame was standing in the way to the door, anyway.

"You have something for me?"

Best to get this over with quickly. And Kame probably hadn't expected him to make the first move, Nakamaru thought proudly.

"Yeah," Kame answered and pulled out a square box wrapped in silver foil, a white ribbon tastefully decorating the top in a quaint little bow. "Here you go."

Nakamaru eyed the box with distate. "I'm not a girl."

"Really? I wasn't sure. You never take off your towel...," Kame giggled and Nakamaru bit the inside of his cheek to tamp down the colouring rising to his face. It was now most likely a piglet pink, Nakamaru thought and then winced, cursing at his sister.

"I don't like chocolates."

"Good," Kame replied. "It's not chocolate and it's not for you. I bought it for your sister. Tell her Happy White Day for me."

Nakamaru's shoulders fell into a slump, out of relief or disappointment, he'd rather not know. He felt a part of him wilting inside and figured that explained it all. With a polite thank you, he accepted the box and then stood fiddling with the bow as Kame surveyed him.

His sister was going to be over the moon. Kame had probably bought her something ridiculously expensive, something grand in return for a box of conbini chocolates. Nakamaru pulled roughly at the bow, making the lobes lopsided and imperfect - and felt better. His inner school girl cheered him on.

"Are you okay?"

Nakamaru paused in his mission to disfigure the box and gulped. Was he being too obvious?

"You've been acting weird today," Kame elaborated. "Weirder than usual. First during the photo shoot and then at the meeting... I'm sorry about the bungee joke. I didn't realize you were still so scared of it."

Nakamaru stared as Kame ducked his head down in apology, a less formal version of his deep bows. It was still formal enough to make Nakamaru stare on in disbelief.

"You're apologizing for the joke?" Nakamaru clarified and then a thought occurred to him. "Wait. Is this a joke?" Nakamaru gestured between them.

"Yes. I mean no," Kame answered, looking equally confused as he felt. "Yes to the first. No to the second. I really am sorry."

For the joke.

The joke.

Out of all the things to apologize for... Not that Nakamaru truly wanted Kame to apologize for anything, his inner school girl chimed in and Nakamaru tried to shoo her away.

"Shouldn't you be apologizing for...other...things."

Kame frowned at him and Nakamaru inwardly scoffed at the unfairness of everything. He was the only one who should be allowed to frown in this situation.

"What things? I didn't do anything."

"D-didn't do anything?!" Nakamaru sputtered. He couldn't believe Kame was denying everything just like that, his face clear of any guilt. The little actor. "You kept...groping m-my," he couldn't bring himself to say 'butt' without his face going up in flames. "You kept groping my back and then you tried to play footsie with me during the meeting!"

This time it was Kame who did the staring and Nakamaru felt sort of deranged under his wide eyes. Like an argyle clad loony.

"The director told me to spice things up a bit for the shoot. I was just playing around," Kame explained and Nakamaru faintly recalled the director telling them to make 'more contact! contact! let's give the fans something special'; Nakamaru was too preoccupied with his leather strappings at the time to pay proper attention.

Okay. So maybe he was overthinking during the photoshoot. That didn't explain the shameless attempt at footsie, though.

Kame looked at him oddly. "Footsie?"

"Your foot was...touching my leg," Nakamaru said awkwardly and tried not to acknowledge how pathetic he sounded, even to himself. His legs were just super sensitive. People had sensitive spots. For him it was the calfs.

"My feet were on the ground. I didn't touch your leg at all. Though I would have if I knew you'd react that way," Kame laughed. He was a good actor, that one. Nakamaru refused to be deceived.

"Nice try, Kame. Stop being a liar and just admit--"

Koki swung open the door.

"Yo! Kame, the manager's calling for you," Koki said and then grinned as he spotted Nakamaru. "How are your knees, Maru? At least now you have a reason not to pick up your pen."

Nakamaru stared in horror.

"That was you?!" he yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Koki. He couldn't believe he'd gotten so flustered over Koki. Koki. But then he had thought it was Kame, so that was alright. Sort of. He didn't bother examining why he had adamantaly stuck to his assumption that it was Kame. That way lead to embarrassing confessions that Nakamaru wasn't ready to face just yet.

"I was just checking if your legs were okay~" Koki sang, flashing him a victory sign, and than looked back over his shoulder as someone called to him in the corridor. "Gotta go! Kame, manager."

Nakamaru watched Kame give him a nod and then Koki disappeared before Nakamaru could smack him. Correction: Nakamaru loved his groupmates - but he hated Koki.

"And you were saying?" Kame asked, turning to look at him in amusement. "And all over a chair, too. Why didn't you just sit beside me?"

"Er...you know," Nakamaru shrugged helplessly and avoided Kame's gaze. "Isn't the manager calling you?"

Koki was useful for some things.

"You are such scaredy cat," Kame giggled for the millionth time and then, more seriously. "I don't bite, you know," -the combination of Kame and 'bite' brought back visions of his nightmare and Nakamaru nearly whimpered- "and I have something to give you before I go~"

"What?" he asked, lifting his head - and Kame was suddenly there, too fast and too close. There was a soft pressure against his lips, just a light, ticklish graze, the sweet smell of Kame's perfume and the sound of his heartbeat screeching to a halt - and then picking up faster than ever as Kame leaned back. It was over in only a second.

Don't overthink it, don't overthink it, Nakamaru told himself.

"Did you just...trip and fall on...my face?"

"Valentine Day kiss~" was all Kame said, words lilting into the tune of the song, and he was still close, close enough for Nakamaru to feel his breath against his face in small, tingling puffs. Nakamaru wondered why he hadn't shoved him back yet, why he hadn't ran away. He couldn't, though. Not when his heart wasn't working properly.

"It's White Day," he corrected lamely because his mind was blank and he couldn't think with Kame breathing on him like that.

"Well I can always give you a White Day kiss, if you want."

His shock must have shown on his face -Nakamaru wouldn't know; he felt numb- because Kame barked out a laugh and finally moved back.

"I should go now, but be sure to give that to your sister. It's something special~"

And with a wink and a glowing smile, Kame left the room.

Once the door clicked shut behind him, Nakamaru raised a hand slowly to his cheek. It was warm to the touch. Probably tomato red, too.

-

Nakamaru climbed into his car in a daze and headed to his parent's house. His sister would be home right now.

Ten minutes in and he was stuck in traffic. Nakamaru's life was hard like that. He glanced at himself in the rearview mirror and cringed. Tomato red was not a flattering colour on him. This was all Kame's fault.

Confirming that the traffic light was still red -Nakamaru was starting to hate the colour- he pulled out his cell phone and texted: I am not a girl.

He had just arrived at the house and was pulling into the driveway when his phone buzzed with a returning message. Kame, the display glowed at him. Nakamaru clicked on the little envelope taking up the screen.

No, you're not. You're our Nakamaru.

Nakamaru blushed as he counted the number of red hearts that followed. Fourteen in total. White Day. Kame was so lame.

Nakamaru saved the message.

Red wasn't all that bad, he supposed.

He glanced at the silver box sitting in the passenger seat, it's lopsided bow mocking him. Do it, his inner school girl told him and Nakamaru reversed the car out of the driveway and headed to his apartment instead. What his sister didn't know wouldn't hurt her.

She already had a boyfriend, anyway.

-

Sitting on his living room couch, Nakamaru stared at the white silk tie that lay innocently amidst silver wrappings. There was a note pinned to it.

Best Tieist, it read.

Nakamaru swallowed. He pulled out his phone, typed out a short message and hit send.

-

Happy White Day

Kame read the message and smiled.



-End-

Date: 2011-03-18 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krysyuy.livejournal.com
I said I would resist, but I couldn't, so here I am. >.>;; First off - why must you be so awesome and amazingly talented? ♥ So jealous of your skillz. 8D You are spot-on w/ everyone's characters, and omg, the Nakamaru POV is hilarious. I love how paranoid he is about Kame, and then it turns out he's wrong (I ♥ Koki!). Maru's adorable w/ how determined he is to win, but his attempts are foiled. xD

Someday, Nakamaru thought with vengeance, someday he would be the KAT-TUN member who got the last laugh.
Oh, Maru. ♥

"Did you just...trip and fall on...my face?"
ROFL - I'm dying. xDDD

Best Tieist, it read.
I may or may not be flailing. A lot.

And the ending... the ending. I love how Kame predicted that Maru would keep it rather than hand it to his sister. Kame knows all. Or rather, he knows Maru? (Ah, it's both.) ♥ I love when plans fall into place. lol

Lovely oneshot - such a sweet read. Gives me the warm fuzzies. ♥ -saves to mems-

P.S. Small typo - "You never take off you're towel..."

Date: 2011-03-19 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
Anything to procrastinate, huh? XD .......I am not, you flatter-er amazingly talented, that is. I fully accept that I am awesome :D So, so glad this came out IC; it's one of my biggest fears that I'll somehow butcher their personalities. paranoid!Nakamaru is soo fun to write. Any vid with him and Kame and you can actually see his face go blank/stiff, like he's trying to figure out what Kame will do next. XDD

Yep, it's both hehe ;p Kame and his female intuition (and well, Maru's kind of predicatable lol). Yay for warm fuzzies! :D :D So happy that it could make you happy *glomps* ♥

PS: THANK YOU SO MUCH ♥♥ (I can't believe that was the only one. or were there more? are you trying to spare me from embarrassment? tell me if there are more :| )

Date: 2011-03-19 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
I found another typo! :D

Date: 2011-03-19 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
oh shit, I just found another one D:

you went easy on me, Krys :|

(adkajsd sorry for the spam ^^;)

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Date: 2011-03-18 06:31 am (UTC)
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krys stole my first comment

i am a raging ball of sulk.

:(:(

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Date: 2011-03-19 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
In the words of Molo: you snooze, you lose~ XD

*NaKame glomps*

Date: 2011-03-18 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichigohunny.livejournal.com
omg this is hilarious xDDD my favorite part is all the Nakamaru abuse, it's just...too wonderful :D :D :D

thanks for writing it, turned out real sweet in the end ♥

Date: 2011-03-19 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
Everyone loves S-ing Maru. His reactions are so worth it (ofc we tease out of love~ ♥) XD

Sweet is how NaKame works they are not menat for angst and thank you for reading it ^_______^v

Date: 2011-03-18 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abjc.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] krysyuy said everything I wanted to say (krys are you a mind reader?! XDD) , that's why I'll just write:

AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are soooo talented!!!!!

Thank you so much! :)

Date: 2011-03-19 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
Krys knows all (no really, she does - at least fandom-wise lol) ♥

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I'm glad you liked it so much ;_; ♥

I'm really not lol Krys is spreading lies but I'm deeply flattered that you think so. Thank you ♥

Date: 2011-03-18 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naricina.livejournal.com
Oh dear♥♥♥ I love you so much for writing thisssssssssss!!! And you mentioned meeeeeeeeee~~~*nari is proud of this* XDDDD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Sorry for not commenting here faster but I have a lot of things to do today at work ;___;, finally I could read thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss \\0//

NaKame is always ♥ *_____*, although I don't share your point of view about "your" Maru, his behaviour here is coherent and full of awesomeness XDDD

I love how Kame teases him here XDD OMG I can totally picture that *____*. I don't know why but Ueda lazy ass, all annoyed when Maru asked him for give him his pen makes me smile. Ueda-lazzy-ass is one of my favourite second characters in this kind of fics xD -random-.

The end is just perfect *____* I think Maru would melt if Kame said him "yuichi, the tiest" xD, actually he always melts when Kame says things like those xDDDD - aka concerts when Kame made some compliments to him XD.

Can I complain because I want mooooooooooreeeee? XDDDDD.

Anyway, I continue waiting for some brave writer (please? *puppy eyes*) who makes me happy writing Maru out of his idol-ish image (his coward image). A lot of writers can picture Kame out of his idol-ish image (you're one of them and I love you for that) but I need some more of that for Maru. People seems to ignore his seducing skills ;___;. I want Kame friking out because Maru answers his advances xD, or because he's drunk, or because... Hahahahah I'm asking for another fic instead of thanking you properly for this awesome story :****.

PS: I ♥ phone messages xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Date: 2011-03-19 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
Well, I promised to so I couldn't let you down ♥ And of course I mentioned you! This fic wouldn't have been written if not for you and Isi's enthusiastic requests *glomps* ♥

fahkldjsk not late at all! I went to bed right after posting lol.

Eeeee! I am so glad the Maru characterization worked for you anyway :D :D And Maru is awesome regardless of the differences in how we see him. ;♥

I love lazy-ass!Ueda for two reasons: 1) I really do think he's like that in rl; 2) he's the easiest to relate to (and thus easier to write) because I'm a lazy-ass too lol. ;p

Ikr? He is so weak to Kame's flattery~ *squishes* Like in the UW mo where Kame complimented his fingers and Maru was all :| but secretly happy I am a mind-reader, whut? XD

LOL, so spoiled. and this one was longer than the first fic, too XDD

Admittedly, I don't write Maru all star-like and seductive because I don't see him that way (it makes me feel like I'm defiling him somehow /izinsane. Like, I'd think "oh gosh, if Maru ever knew what I was thinking, he'd be horrified" XDD) but your prompts are very intriguing..........asghsdhk damn you. Now I have a plot bunny jumping around in my head XD I'll attempt to write it once k_x is done. how do you always manage to do thiiiis ;_;

PS: I will keep that in mind~ ;)

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Date: 2011-03-18 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black-rose45000.livejournal.com
and attempting a hip thrust as a stadium full of fans cheered him on
are you real? =))))))))

When Nakamaru learned that his outfit for the photo shooting incorporated no argyle whatsoever, no sweater or vest or even a small bowtie, no patch of diamond at all (Nakamaru had made sure to ask many, many times), but instead involved strips of leather and mostly skin, he knew everything was going to go downhill from there onward.
omg i love you *crying*

(he momentarily paused to wonder if that meant chain mail and leather were Kame's element, but the answer to that was obvious).
rotfl.:D

You're a man's man, he told himself as he smoothed down his sweater and then tried not to think about what he'd just said. It's a figure of speech!
aahahahahahahaha omg =))))

"What do you think?"
Right, well. Wrong person to ask.
"Koki?" Nakamaru tried.
"Why can't you just get it yourself?"
Nakamaru hated his groupmates.
"You're closer."
"I can get it," Taguchi offered and Nakamaru shot him a look. Taguchi, looking somewhat perplexed, thankfully overcame his KY-ness and got the message, raising his hands at Nakamaru in an appeasing gesture.
When Nakamaru didn't budge, Koki finally released a loud sigh, muttering "You are such a lazy ass," under his breath and moved to get the pen. Nakamaru gave an internal cheer; he hated his groupmates - but he loved Koki.

OHMYGOD. CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THE HILARIOUS...

"We can dress up as celebrities. I want to be Perfume!"
"We've already done cosplay, and that's gross."
"But Koki's an expert at it," Junno returned brightly and Koki threw his pen at him.
"Careful! That could have taken my eye out," Junno said with a smile that made everyone take a deep breath, "and we wouldn't want that to happen, now would we?"
Nakamaru wondered if he would ever be brave enough to withstand the collective force of KAT-TUN's glares as Junno did. But Junno was a special one.

SARA YOU'RE KILLING ME. STOP IT. STOP BEING SO AWESOME *crying*

Ueda peered down at him.
"Seriously, what is wrong with you?"
Nakamaru slowly sat up and took his seat, making a production of dusting off his clothes even though the floor was spotless, everyone's silent stares making him nervous. He risked a peek at Kame and didn't know what to make of the concern on the other's face.
"I...uh," he said, clearing his throat. "I just don't want to bungee jump again."
At Ueda's snort, Nakamaru shrugged. It's all he could do with his dignity shattered into a hundred embarrassing pieces.

OH JEEZ. PRICELESS.

No more running. Dignity intact or not, he'd stand strong like Rescue had taught him to.
Kame was standing in the way to the door, anyway.

*crying more*

"Good," Kame replied. "It's not chocolate and it's not for you. I bought it for your sister. Tell her Happy White Day for me."
omg -jaw drop-

Nakamaru pulled roughly at the bow, making the lobes lopsided and imperfect - and felt better. His inner school girl cheered him on.
"Are you okay?"
Nakamaru paused in his mission to disfigure the box and gulped. Was he being too obvious?

why oh why so genius *cries*

"You kept...groping m-my," he couldn't bring himself to say 'butt' without his face going up in flames.
dying...

Correction: Nakamaru loved his groupmates - but he hated Koki.
"And you were saying?" Kame asked, turning to look at him in amusement. "And all over a chair, too. Why didn't you just sit beside me?"
"Er...you know," Nakamaru shrugged helplessly and avoided Kame's gaze. "Isn't the manager calling you?"
Koki was useful for some things.

ahahaha...i love his sorta love/hate indecisive feelings for koki. they sorta were outlined in the previous fic too ;))

"Did you just...trip and fall on...my face?"
no. no. no. you can't be real. *rotfl-ing forever*

Nakamaru blushed as he counted the number of red hearts that followed. Fourteen in total. White Day. Kame was so lame.
oh dear. it can't be possible =))))))))

Date: 2011-03-18 02:33 pm (UTC)
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Sitting on his living room couch, Nakamaru stared at the white silk tie that lay innocently amidst silver wrappings. There was a note pinned to it.
Best Tieist, it read.
Nakamaru swallowed. He pulled out his phone, typed out a short message and hit send.
-
Happy White Day
Kame read the message and smiled.


;__________;

SARA. YOU'RE SOMETHING WONDERFUL. ;__________;

PS1: i'm totally not ashamed for the silly quoting and flailing. so bite me :P
PS2: i gotta start hanging out with less talented people >.>


PS3: forgot to say : loved the title...^_______^V
Edited Date: 2011-03-18 05:09 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2011-03-18 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iside89.livejournal.com
I... I... I'm moved ;A; ILUSFM ;A; I cant' even! ;A; You even mentioned me ♥♥♥♥♥

To sum up my feelings after reading the fic: *keysmashing* ASHGFDJAHGFDLSJFDSLJFGDLSJHGFDJSFGDKJGSFDJHSFGKSAGDFKG!!!!!!
You don't know how this made me smile! It's so... fluffy and cute and happy and teasing and AWWW! *flailing* And you told me yesterday that it wasn't so good? è_é
The tease. God, a fic written from Maru's PoV with Kame teasing him neverending is so brilliant. How to put crack and sweetness together. Nakame has so much potential~ Poor Maru. XD And, girl, your writing skills surprise me every fic more. I had this obnoxious smirk on my face all throughout the fic XD I love the tone of the fic, the mental comments, the irony, the plot. ALL.

*comment following - more or less*
a skimpy curtain of chain metal -chain metal- hanging over his shoulders
LOL. I see you, Sara~~ X°°D
lest Kame got the chance for another grope and Nakamaru embarrassed himself yet again.
Why can I so imagine this scene?! XD
(he momentarily paused to wonder if that meant chain mail and leather were Kame's element, but the answer to that was obvious)
LOOOOOL! X°°°D just this time I won't say perv stuff but I know you know. I said, I see you.
You're a man's man, he told himself as he smoothed down his sweater and then tried not to think about what he'd just said. It's a figure of speech!
Why did you make Maru so precious? *_* LOL!
*I need to stop quoting here or I'll end up quoting half fic. But the meeting... the footsie, the bungee jumping, the reaction... OMG my smile here is even more obnoxious, really. Maru is so lovable. Kame is wonderful. And the (not-)member-ai! Group dinamics FTW!*

No more running. Dignity intact or not, he'd stand strong like Rescue had taught him to. Kame was standing in the way to the door, anyway.
PRICELESS. Totally PRICELESS.
"Really? I wasn't sure. You never take off you're towel...," Kame giggled
THIS. OMG You're a genius. A little evil genius to add this lovely Kame's comment here. I completely cracked up! LMAO!
"Did you just...trip and fall on...my face?"
Just ROTFL. ♥ *stops breathing due to the laughter*
Fourteen in total. White Day. Kame was so lame.
Exactly ♥ Lamenashi~♥
And the ending. The ending is so precious. *insert keysmashing again here* I love it. Maru is... and Kame smiling is... and the cuteness... AWW! My comment for the ending is: *spazzing* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ *goes back spazzing*

Did I say ILUSFM and that you're such a talented writer? No? I repeat it~ *glomps and never let go* ♥

Date: 2011-03-19 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
asjkdfhskllk you and Nari. HOW CAN YOU BE SURPRISED AT BEING MENTIONED WHEN THIS FIC EXISTS SOLELY BECAUSE OF YOUR REQUESTS? XDD ilu, Isi ♥

I am so happy that this induced keysmashing! and even more so that it made you smile :D :D ♥ and ohnoes! the panda-eye-glare! \O.O/ but tbh, I was feeling really insecure about this fic. I felt like I'd rushed it because of k_x and all and it just didn't seem....right, y'know? and what's worse was that it was requested so I was more nervous. (I was almost going to just email it to you and not post it at all, but then I realized that Nari wouldn't be able to read it.....not to mention, i had talked about it earlier so ppl were expecting it lol. me and my big mouth orz)

*hi5* for obnoxious smirks! XD And I kept in mind the fact that both you and Nari are total pervs while writing this, so I see you right back, Isi. lol, I knew you'd be quoting those parts XD

I am so incredibly relieved that you and Nari liked this, ydek. ;____; Honestly, I feel a lot better now and I'm super happy that this fic could make you happy and smile all obnoxious like; it's what I tried to aim for ♥♥♥ *tackle-glomps* thank you, Isi. ;o; ♥

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Date: 2011-03-18 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crovoxisikes.livejournal.com
u had no idea how ridiculous i look right now...more or less like this.

i love how maru is so clueless..lol.. and seriously girl, ur nakame fic never fail to make my heart flutters ♥

Date: 2011-03-19 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
AHSJDHFKKL YOU MUST LOOK SO ADORABLE ♥___♥ *squishes*

awww, thank you ;__; but that's prob because fandom is short on NaKame fics lol *bricked* I'm just happy that you enjoyed it. ♥♥

pls forgive the html fail orz

Date: 2011-03-19 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldfreckled.livejournal.com
I could give you a looooooooong and saaaaaaaaane comment. Except I probably couldn't so I'll just say
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

NaKame, so adorbs! And I love the teasing. *____________________*

Date: 2011-03-19 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
COOING AND AWWING IS TOTALLY SANE, BETH. TRY HARDER. /ilu ♥

They are the sweetest. YOU SHOULD WRITE MORE NAKAME *pokes* :D ♥

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Date: 2011-03-19 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalake82.livejournal.com
AHHHHH..... you're DAMN GOOD! hmmm, no no no... it's DAMN DAMN SUPERB! =D

my fluttering heart still haven't settled after reading from the first fic - chocolate toss - few minutes ago and now, after reading this sequel, it's even worst! you! undo whatever you did to me! hahahahaha...

there were so many parts in the fic that is worth mentioning but i guess the best part for me is "Did you just...trip and fall on...my face?". This is a winner!!

p/s: what is "best tieist"?

Date: 2011-03-19 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
^_______^ *blushes*

I cannot be held responsible for the schmoopy sweetness of NaKame ;p They are just so cute an fluffy together, it can't be helped. Enjoy the warm fluttery feeling while it lasts~ (sakshd I'm so happy knowing this made you feel so happy ♥)

ah, thank you for letting me know which part you enjoyed! :D my humour is kind of a fail, so I'm pleased that you liked it. :)

Best Tiest is like Best Jeanist, except it doesn't really exist lol. It's based on a report of KT's con MC, where Maru was complaining about Kame being the Best Jeanist when he's older than him and has been wearing jeans longer. Maru then said that if there was ever an award for Best Tiest, he'd win. XDDD It was really, really cute. ;)

Date: 2011-03-19 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajas874.livejournal.com
SWEEEEET!!!.
Love the clueless and shy Nakamaru and sly Kame.
And Nakamaru changes from 'Hate the members love Koki' to 'Love the members hate Koki'.
:)

Date: 2011-03-19 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
*hands you toothbrush to prevent any cavities*
Kame wasn't even sly this time, it was all in Maru's head. He's so paranoid~ XD
I'm glad you enjoyed it. ;) ♥

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Date: 2011-03-19 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yanyan18.livejournal.com
i don't normally read nakame fics but this is just kskjfdsekllasjg<3

i love.love.love maru here, he is so awkwardas if he is not in real life,right?and paranoid and dorky..kame is just kame, being unconsciously or consciously sexy and nosebleed-worthy*_*

why are you doing this to me?i should be loyal to my OTP..which is akame,btw*gets bricked

thanks for sharing the awesomeness that is this fic<3

Date: 2011-03-19 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
Sadly, there normally aren't many NaKame fics to read ;___; < / 3

^_____^ that is basically how I see them. They're so adorable together this way, like an innocent. playful cat-and-mouse game ♥ Am I making you stray?! :D :D I like akame, too, but I'm an equal opportunity Kame shipper. I will throw him at anyone lol. the Kame love needs to be evenly distributed /biasbiasbias

Thank you for your lovely comment. :) ♥

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Date: 2011-03-20 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] affor.livejournal.com
alsahfkj you did it! :D

I love how it's so funny, yet sweet :3 I lol'd so much when he left the room and the other assholes made fun of him XD
And the kiss ♥ ...it seemed so realistic with Nakamaru getting a drift of Kame's perfume.


And Maru should definitely be a tieist, they suit him! Maybe even more than argyle? *gasp*

Thank you so much for sharing ♥

Date: 2011-03-20 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
I promised some ppl that I would, so... couldn't let them down. ;p

I'm glad you found it funny and sweet! :D It was Whit Day and NaKame and it couldn't really be anything else. You liked the kiss scene? 8D So relieved. I haven't really written one before so I'm happy that it came out well. ^__^ not to mention how often others talk about his perfume/smell. I wish I could get a sniff, too *o*

Or he could have the best of both worlds and get an argyle patterned tie XDD

Thank you for your wonderful comment! ♥

Date: 2011-03-21 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kwiii.livejournal.com
Nakame <3
That was great!!!

Date: 2011-03-21 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
NaKame is precious ♥ I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)

Date: 2011-03-21 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cease11.livejournal.com
OMG SEQUEL!
*off to read*

Date: 2011-03-30 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
;D!!
(I hope all's well for you, bb ♥)

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Date: 2011-03-21 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkie28.livejournal.com
Perfect. Just perfect. And NaKame is love, of course!

Date: 2011-03-30 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
Aww, thank you! I'm happy that you liked it :DD
NaKame is precious ♥

Date: 2011-04-03 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aweenz193.livejournal.com
LOVE THIS ONE.. thanks!!!!

Date: 2011-04-04 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
Glad you loved it! :DD and thak you for commenting~ :')

Date: 2011-05-23 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wintersdancer.livejournal.com
You Maru is always freaking adorable and I want to squish him so bad everytime *laughs*

"Did you just...trip and fall on...my face?"
This! Maru, oh Maru! I so want that guy as my older brother XD

And again, thumbs up for Junno's pun! ♥

Date: 2011-05-23 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
Me too! I want to ruffle his hair and yank his sweater and then treat him with cookies. ♥

I'm so glad you liked the way I wrote him. :DD Thank you so much! ♥

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Date: 2011-05-30 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazuyachan.livejournal.com
Oh I love this story
cho kawaii
rare pairing
but anykame pairing works the same ;)
naturally kawaii
u know I tried to resis adding so many friends bc I don't have time for them
but how am I going to keep in touch with special person
I find u very special so
I would add u to my f-list
hope u don't mind
Domo Arigato hug!

Date: 2011-06-01 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorch66.livejournal.com
but anykame pairing works the same
So true. Hence the reason I ship him with everyone lol. He just makes it so easy~ ;D It saddens me how NaKame is so prevalent in canon nowadays yet it still remains a rare pair fic-wise. There needs to be more NaKame fics! :| That said, I'm really glad you enjoyed this. :') ♥

Haha, I'm more boring than special but if you don't mind my posts spamming your fpage (I don't post often anyway ^^;) then I don't mind it in the least. ;p

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